this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there
To the boys who may one day date my daughter
watch it till the end…
That actually gave me straight up chills.
I love button poetry because it always leaves me breathless my god. My god.
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
I’ll have to ask my mum first
she said no
have her call my mom
just like I did last night at 9pm
and just like I will tomorrow
at 6am when I wake up without you
Gimme ten meat lovers pizzas plz
- in memory of a deceased loved one
- because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
- because it is your favorite quote
- because it’s from your favorite TV show
- to show dedication to your romantic partner
- because you liked the design
- because it has a deep meaning to you
- because you were young and stupid
- because you fucking wanted to.
i was gonna get angry bc i thought you were gonna be an asshole but then it was awesome