The Things I'm Left With

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

goldstarginger:

dutchster:

To the boys who may one day date my daughter

watch it till the end…

That actually gave me straight up chills.
I love button poetry because it always leaves me breathless my god. My god.

gazzymouse:

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

EVERY

BODY

CLAP
YOUR
HANDS

precumming:

cumleak:

cumleak:

precumming:

kiss me

I’ll have to ask my mum first

she said no

have her call my mom

aromatisse:

ポケモン by しを
※ Permission to upload has been granted by the artist.

aromatisse:

ポケモン by しを

※ Permission to upload has been granted by the artist.

It’s 2am and I miss you
just like I did last night at 9pm
and just like I will tomorrow
at 6am when I wake up without you
skatieb:

Gimme ten meat lovers pizzas plz

skatieb:

Gimme ten meat lovers pizzas plz

Acceptable reasons to get a tattoo!!!!

actuallytroybolton:

darthclarke:

luv-disc:

  • in memory of a deceased loved one
  • because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
  • because it is your favorite quote
  • because it’s from your favorite TV show
  • to show dedication to your romantic partner
  • because you liked the design
  • because it has a deep meaning to you
  • because you were young and stupid
  • because you fucking wanted to.

Fucking this

i was gonna get angry bc i thought you were gonna be an asshole but then it was awesome

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jason Jones and Aasif Mandvi discuss this segment in The Daily Show Correspondent Spotlight: Behind the Spotlight.